I received email from the alumni office of my alma mater (Harvey Mudd College). The message starts out: “I received your name from the Office of Alumni Relations as someone who might be able to attend our Social Business Luncheon…” and then goes on to say “The purpose of the evening of course is to learn the art of dining, etiquette…”.
Are they trying to tell me something? Are my dining habits all that ape like? Maybe my son is rubbing off on me as he gets his food all over his face (he just started eating solid foods).